Two Jokes of newly married couples
Introduction:
Marriage nights
On their wedding night she produces a piece of paper on which the following is written.
āOn the nights that you want to fuck me, rub my left breast once, on the nights you donāt want to fuck me rub my left breast twice, that way I will know what you need from meā
He thinks what a good idea, and gets his own piece of paper, and writes upon it:-
āOn the nights you want to have sex with me pull my cock once, on the nights you donāt want to have sex with me Pull my cock 147 timesā
Another one.
Jack and Jill are due to be married the next day, so Jackās father takes him to one side and tells him that 26 years earlier, on the night he married Jacks mother, the first thing that he did on their wedding night was to remove his trousers and pass them to his new bride.
āTry these onā he told her and she did before replying,
āOh these trousers are too big for me, I would never be able to wear theseā
Jacks father then said
āWell just you remember that as it will always be the man that wears the trousers in this houseā
Jack thinks that that is cool, so the next day he repeats the conversation with Jill, which goes just the same, except that at the end Jill removes her panties and passes them to Jack and says,
āTry these on Jackā
Jack tries his best to put them on struggling to get them much above knee level, finally he gives up and says to Jill,
āIt just impossible I cannot get into your pantiesā
Jill then replies,
āAnd thatās just the way itās going to stay as long as you have that attitudeā
